🚫”The Skeptics”🚫
🎵”Theme Song”🎵
What happens when one of “The Skeptics” is put in the uncomfortable position of having to do an Anthony Jeselnik and “Defend Your Tweet,” or when the SkeptiCowards are “called out” on any of their plethora of:
Misinformation
Disinformation
MisDisInformation
Misdirection
Non-Citation(s)
Non-Reference(a)
Non-Link(s)
blatherskitewicz’?
Their de Facto response becomes:
“I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole”
That li’l ol’ band from Tejas – ZZTop
“The Skepticsâ„¢” Theme Song
Lyricized:
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“A few years back when I was a WEE WEE Li’l Lass,
“My P.E. Teacher would always kick me outta the P.E. class,”
“Sent me to the Golden Showers early for acting like Piss-Poor, White Trash,”
“Kids were skeptical of me and would always kick me in my A$$ets”
“Were low and PETA wouldn’t accept my limited Application,”
“I thought “Houston, Hell, or High Water” shoulda headed for the United Nations,”
“Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, Frank Beard, ZZ Top – my brain was on Vacation,”
“Trooper stopped me for “Drivin” While Blind” and gave me a “Don’t Mess With Texas” Citation”
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“Hmmm…”
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“I wouldn’t touch it with a Ten-Foot Pole”
“Who knew all these years later, I’d prove I didn’t learn a thing in School,”
“Only thing I had to look forward to was being like Motley Fool,”
“My head was in Mississippi, Mississippi Mud, Rio Grande Mud, like fingers ’round my Neck,”
“Mush mouth and misdirection were the name of my SkeptiCoward game, that’s Correct,”
“Wouldn’t know one if I saw one – facts ‘n figures … ‘Rithmatic … funds were Low,”
“Word on the street was being a ‘Skeptic‘ was easy but my scrambled brain just didn’t Know,”
“But it sounded better than hangin’ out on the street corner with just Larry, Curly, and Moe,”
“They tol’ me if anyone asked ’bout any citation, reference, or link – just say:”
“What’s wrong with You?”
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“I wouldn’t touch it with a Ten-Foot Pole”
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“I wouldn’t touch it with a Ten-Foot Pole”
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You just don’t know what shape I’m in … yeah
“The Skepticsâ„¢” (SkeptiCowards©) SHRIEK
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