Yo …
Let me tell you how it’s DONE
We don’t get paid to do IT
We just do it for FUN
We fact-check your SH*T
Until the morning SUN
We know we have you on the RUN
‘Cause you hide behind your keypad SON
We know your “C”-RAP
Because it came out from between your BUNS
And we “Smell What You’re COOKIN’”
And out it COMES
The same ol’ cr*p that rolls right off the tip of your TONGUE
Do you really believe your own HYPERBULL?
Or are you really that DUMB?
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I KNOW, who I AM
I don’t fit into your “Master Plan”
(Piss-Off)
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM Number ONE
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
wiki-wiki-wiki
That’s right WIKIPEDIA
You’re NOT Number ONE
(I got HIS Number)
You threw your MUD
Then hid behind a Black-Hole SUN
You dished out your MUD-BATH
Did you think you had WON?
A Yellow-Journalism AWARD?
(THAT’s just Piss-Poor)
WikipedBiaS!
Did you say WikipediAin’t your SON?
Holy “C”-RAP!!
Did You See THAT!!!
All dressed up wearing your best CummerBUND
Did you think you could get away with thumbin’ your Nose at your own THUMB?
Dum, Dum Dum DUMB
Well here I COME
Like a little TRICKER-TREATER
Get outta here with your SCHTICK!!!
Oh NO, Here comes PETER
Yo, What’s THAT in his HAND?
I don’t think it’s a water METER
Maybe he caught another BOTTOM FEEDER!!!
Yo Yo Ma, I heard it was just another TWITTER TWEETER
Yo, Yo, Yo, YOU want “NEW” INSOLENCE?
I don’t need your “Cult” of “MUD”
“M”isinformation
“U”ndereducated
“D”isinformation
MIS-DIS-INFORMATION
Doctor DISSIMULATION
You’re the Metastasis of Misinformation
The scourge of a NATION
I heard you liked “HUSTLER”
Which explains your problem with Mental Master-Debation
Mel Brooks just called and said “HELLO BALLS”
But I heard your head was on VACATION
“You can’t handle the TRUTH”
If we got you on #MizTV
It’d be like: “really?, Really??, REALLY???”
YO
“You Can’t “C” Me”
You couldn’t handle an Epic Rap Battle of HIS-STORY
You’ve got delusions of “C”-Rappin’ with #Eminem on #MTV
Your #TedNugents #Nugents would be on display for the Whole World Wide Web to SEE
Maybe you should hurry up and run back home to your M-O-M-M-IEEE!!!
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I don’t fit into your “Master Plan”
I AM, Number ONE
(It’s better to be Pissed-OFF than Pissed-ON “little man”)
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
Hey Ho “SkeptiCowards©”
Is THAT all you’ve GOT?
You remind me of Ike TURNER
Was THAT your best SHOT?
Maybe ya betta stay at HOME
Sittin’ on the POT
Until you solve that PROBLEM
That requires too much THOUGHT
Like how to answer a QUESTION
Or “Where are your FACTS?”
Because you’ve been runnin’, hidin’, and DODGIN”
After you had another Faux Tu-Quoque ATTACK
All I hear from some of youse MOUTHS
Is Quack-ack-ack-ack-ACK
I thought Billy Joel warned YOU
Bout having a Heart Attack-ack-ack-ack-ACK
This is the “Home of the BRAVE”
(Maybe you should “Learn to SWIM”)
Before you start to Hack-ack-ack-ack-ACK
George Washington cut down a Cherry TREE
(Was THAT your Cherry-Pickin’ Tree? Whoa is ME!)
They say Lizzie Borden gave her mother 40 Whack-ack-ack-ack-ACKS
• I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I don’t fit into your “Master Plan” ?
I AM, who I AM
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I KNOW who I AM
I AM Number ONE
Oh NO! Here comes Peter AGAIN – FLEA!!
Did he really rob himself to pay PAUL?
I heard him mumble something ’bout CaliCultication
And another Brick in the WALL
Mary told me he denied himself THRICE
As he was trying to Break Down The WALLS
If we don’t hurry up we’ll be LATE
For the World Premiere of the New MONSTER’s BALLS
Lil’ Johnny’s got a DATE
With the New Kids Down the HALL
And we’re going to the “Stones'” CONCERT
We’re gonna throw some BACK
So ya betta’ duck YA’LL
Here’s comes some more Roberta FLACK
Now that wall doesn’t seem so TALL
They’re comin’ to America’s CALL
Now, why is #CMPunk a #Heyman Guy PAUL?
• I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
Your “Master Plan” is like a yellowed Bed Pan
I AM, who I AM
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I KNOW who I AM
I AM Number ONE
Oh NO !
Anyone heard ’bout what happens when Birds ATTACK?
Look Out BELOW!
The sky changes from 50 shades of Grey
To #Metallica #FadeToBLACK
Rockapocalypse !!!
@TheRock said #ItDoesntMatter
What BBC Spam-o-rama
the “Riddler” wannabe
or Blatherskitewicz SAID
Your #DavidBowie 15 seconds of #Fame
has you #BurningDownTheHouse with your #TalkingHEADS
#Jabroni
Critics and Cynics
“The Skeptics™”
I thought you had Grapefruits
like @VinceMcMahon
But all you’ve got is #FruityPebbles
like @JohnCena
I feel so ROBbed Van DAMN !!!
what ! What !! WHAT !!!
is your GOAL?
You wouldn’t touch”IT”with a #ZZTop #TenFootPOLE
Your #Garbage smells #Special
#NineInchNails #HeadLikeAHole ?
Your Salem Witch Trial
#HistoryOfTheWorld PartI
was FROZEN
BORING
#PinkFloyd #ComfortablyNUMB
Like a #SuperTramp
You #HideInYourShell
You Blatherskite without a CLUE
Who the … are YOU ?
#WhoAreYou ?
#TheWHO ?
#WeKnowThatTheHypnotizedNeverLie
http://youtu.be/zYMD_W_r3Fg #BloodyWellRight you SEE ?
http://t.co/IY53fEpnBu
You talk about “deconstruction”
#AWESOME
@TripleH #TimeToPlayTheGame ?
#MMA ?
#UFC ?
#WWE ?
Like #KidRock sings
“And this is for the Questions that don’t have any Answers”
U can’t out “C”-Rap ME
Yo #Eminem
May I Have Your Attention PLEASE ?
This ain’t about ME
It’s about the F-D-A
redd.it/1h2slh
and Dr. Stanislaw Rajmund #BURZYNSKI
• I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, who I AM
I KNOW, who I AM
I AM, Number ONE
I KNOW who I AM
I AM Number ONE
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